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[sassette726]

So apparently the mall was evacuated about an hour ago for some massive gas leak - only they didn't bother evacuating my store. (One of my managers posted to Facebook.)

I go to work in an hour. Allegedly the gas leak is cleared.

But just in case: if you don't hear from me again, there's a decent chance it's because the fucking mall blew up

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[garchangel]

May the shepherd guide you to your final wallow in the cooling mud of the river:

http://i.imgur.com/w7mi0.jpg

[martyrssmile]

No dying.
Think of all the homeless and unloved hippo related items if you die.

[sassette726]

On my morbid days I do wonder what will become of all that stuff when I kick off. I suppose in my will I'll have to donate it all to a children's hospital or something.

[stargazerspike]

Well actually, Paul would have the right to take up to 1/3 of your things for himself, whether or not he's in your will. So at least 1/3 of your hippos would be accounted for.

[stargazerspike]

Would this mean I couldn't abuse you for your employee discount? Do you have an employee discount?

[sassette726]

I do get an employee discount. But I can't let other people use it. You'd have to tell me what you want and have me buy it for you.

Also, Token Boy is single again.