Thou pribbling swag-bellied jolt-head!
Thou cullionly crook-pated mumble-news!
Thou cockered sheep-biting flax-wench!
Ahh... the joys of Shakespeare! *grin*
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

( How about a picture of me that I actually sort of like? )

How 'bout a picture of me that I actually sort of like? img src="http://images.fbrtech.com/Heather/Assorted/Wig1.jpg