A Rutting in Portlandia
Title: A Rutting in Portlandia
Author: saltandbyrne
Artist: lifelesslyndsey
Genre: domestic wereanimal crack porn
Characters, Pairing(s): Jared/Misha, background Jensen/JDM/Amber Benson
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~10k
Warnings: weremoose!Jared, fairy!Misha, weird physical attributes, rimming and copious amounts of sex, dirty talk, polyamorous wereseals!JDM/Jensen/Amber, sassy politically incorrect Misha, magic, crack, schmoop, recipes
A/N: Written for the sassy-minibang 2012 challenge. A million, billion thanks to lifelesslyndsey for her incredible art. She captured my weird little story so perfectly. Go shower her with praise and pie! Do it! This would all be one run-on sentence without fobsessed54's beta. Thank you, honey. And as always, wifey of the year award goes to verucasalt123 for encouraging me to go for gold in the cracky wereanimal olympics.
Summary: Dealing with his weremoose boyfriend's annual rut is the least of Misha's problems. He has kumquats to deliver, moose antlers that need his fairy magic, and a dinner party with his friendly neighborhood polyamorous wereseals. Or, as Misha likes to call it, just another day in Portland.
Fic link: Fic Masterlist
Art link: Art Masterlist
Author: saltandbyrne
Artist: lifelesslyndsey
Genre: domestic wereanimal crack porn
Characters, Pairing(s): Jared/Misha, background Jensen/JDM/Amber Benson
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~10k
Warnings: weremoose!Jared, fairy!Misha, weird physical attributes, rimming and copious amounts of sex, dirty talk, polyamorous wereseals!JDM/Jensen/Amber, sassy politically incorrect Misha, magic, crack, schmoop, recipes
A/N: Written for the sassy-minibang 2012 challenge. A million, billion thanks to lifelesslyndsey for her incredible art. She captured my weird little story so perfectly. Go shower her with praise and pie! Do it! This would all be one run-on sentence without fobsessed54's beta. Thank you, honey. And as always, wifey of the year award goes to verucasalt123 for encouraging me to go for gold in the cracky wereanimal olympics.
Summary: Dealing with his weremoose boyfriend's annual rut is the least of Misha's problems. He has kumquats to deliver, moose antlers that need his fairy magic, and a dinner party with his friendly neighborhood polyamorous wereseals. Or, as Misha likes to call it, just another day in Portland.
Fic link: Fic Masterlist
Art link: Art Masterlist