Deconstruction Day 1

[sassy_chrys]

I took the day off from work yesterday to wait for a 20 cubic yard bin to be dropped off in my driveway to haul away the impending debris that will result from the demolition of our sheds. For those of you who haven't visited Casa d'Lear yet, we have 3 old rotting sheds on the property; 1 is attached to the carport and is located under the

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[madeofmeat]

Ah, yes, Shawn told about the creepy shed. That just doesn't sound healthy.

[sassy_chrys]

The creepy shed is about 3/4 gone now. Found a large wire dog cage in the little 'room' under the shed and a second little 'rom' behind it. It is on the side we still need to tear down so the mystery still remains.....

[crypto_sapient]

I have to tell you that I'm sad you're getting rid of the creepy shed. Why you may ask? I'll tell you. It's creepy, you could get some pigs blood and smear it all over the door in cryptic symbols and when people come over you tell them how that's the only way you were able to seal your astral conjoined twin in there. And then you have some speakers in there that play someone moaning, but have it played backwards so it sounds weird. Oh oh, also have a mechanism that scratches at the door, like it's trying to get out!! Added to the fact that it was already creepy, you've got yerself a quaint old fashioned haunted shed!! Fuck! Why are you getting rid of it!! I'm so sad now!!

*This would probably sound more impressive, if I were actually explaining it to you... flailing my arms around, raising my voice excitedly, possibly drunk (that always helps!)*

[sassy_chrys]

Hee-hee-hee! Don't worry, I am reading it in 'your voice' and picturing you with much 'flailing of arms'! ;)