LOL Organs!

[sassy_fae]

A good friend of mine (velvetpage) is preparing for some fairly major surgery this week. After doing its appointed task of providing her and her husband with their two kids, her body is misbehaving itself on such a spectacular scale that she's scheduled for a hysterectomy. (To give you an idea of how ridiculous the last year has been for her, she's looking

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[lee_in_limbo]

- Woman 2.0: Now with Detachable Uterus! (It's a Feature!)
- Out Of Service
- Repurposed
- Non-Essential Part
- Decommissioned Baby Machine
- Obsolete (or Planned Obsolescence)
- You'll Never Miss It
- Liberated Woman
- I Can Haz Fix Nao?
- Heck Hath No Fury Like A Uterus Scorned
- In The Shop
- Museum of Modern Womanhood
- The Price of Peace
- Not A Sporran
- FIRED!

Okay, I'll stop. If even one of these got a giggle, I am vindicated.

Lee.

[velvetpage]

Quite a few of them got giggles. :)

My favourites: Out of Service, Decommissioned Baby Machine, and Not a Sporran

[catsarah]

Temporarily closed for renovations!

Jenn needs to knit you a vaginal vault. Then LOL it with "Dead End" ;)

[velvetpage]

Except that it's not temporarily. That's the point. (Thank God it's not temporary. . .)

The Dead End is absolutely priceless. :)

[catsarah]

Indeed a temporary closing for renovations til things heal my dear ;)

You may be taking out a room, but the hallway will also be closed for the time being ;)

Then it will be "Open for business!"

[lovmelovmycats]

FAIL

[jadedissola]

Here via velvetpage

"This is what happens to bad uteruses!" or "Let this be a warning to other uteruses. Shenanigans will not be tolerated."

[hannahmorgan]

I'm in yr uterus leaching yr iron?

[velvetpage]

FTW.

[velvetpage]

I got it: Im in ur pelvis, leachin ur iron.

[hannahmorgan]

Nice!