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[sassybelly]

I am very sad that my turtle hasn't eaten in a few months. I guess turtles can go without food for long periods of time, but why isn't she eating??? I just inherited a 55 gallon tank from someone that Andy worked with. Maybe once she experiences life in her new palace, she will eat again

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[honeymunchkin]

If you want a clean apartment, I'm your woman. I can do some real magic with a bottle of vinegar-water and a feather duster. I charge $17 per hour and will even throw in some music (I sing while I clean) at NO EXTRA COST.

[sassybelly]

you can do it for free and that's my final offer. I don't pay anyone $17 to douche my apartment.

[honeymunchkin]

Fine, how about I don't "douche" your apartment, I just sing to you and Reid for 1 hour...that's worth $17 in and of itself. Don't worry about tipping- I don't accept tips!