Ficlet: By the Way
Title: By the Way
Characters: House, Wilson
Rating: PG
Words: 470
Summary: A text exchange between House and Wilson. That's it.
A/N: Just something silly. I wrote this on a bus last night, so judge with that in mind.
- What R u doing
- I am eating raspberries. Hello to you, too, by the way.
- btw
- Pardon?
- btw = by the way
Idiot (btw)
- No. I do not use Internet slang.
- grl
- What?
Wait. You called me a girl, didn't you? How does that even make sense?
- B3. I'm hungry
- What is B3? So eat something. But don't come over here. I only have raspberries.
- brt
- Stop it.
OK, is that 'be right there'? I am not letting you in.
House?
- Sry. PIR.
- Stop doing that. Seriously.
House?
- k, lets eat
- It is too early for lunch. Go to the vending machine.
- U still snarfin berries
- No. They're gone.
- NOMNOM
- What are you even saying?
- CBM
- Covered by Medicare?
- oops, CBB.
- OK. I do not have time for this. I'll see you later.
- L8r
- Looking forward.
….
- Bored. Lets PLO
- Is this Yasser Arafat?
- peace, luv, out
U spelled yasR airfat right in a txt
- I told you. I refuse to use web lingo.
- he's ded
- Is that how you fill out death certificates? Why is texting any different? Why not use actual words and complete sentences? And punctuation?
- tl;dr
- Hah! I know what that means!
- grrl
- You know, your repeated attempts to use 'girl' as an insult are really misogynistic.
- U C insult. Not me
- I am not having a feminist debate via text.
- Tnk g-d
- OK. We've covered Middle East politics, feminism and religion. Can I go back to work now?
- No bb. Im still hungry
- What did you call me?
- basic bitch
- I see. I have paperwork, and then I have rounds. You'll have to fend for yourself.
- Aw bae, U 2 bzzy 4 me
- House, this is really getting annoying. I am not responding anymore.
- w/e
- I know what that means, too! Don't w/e me.
- ur no fun
- You're not exactly a joy yourself.
- YNEAJY
- OK, seriously. I have work to do. Go ogle Cuddy.
- misognst
- I am putting my phone away. Go harass a stranger. That's fun.
- fine
- Good.
I'm making pizza for dinner. You can come over if you want.
- w/e
- Don't be like that.
- ur not the boss of me
- They could not pay me enough.
- fine. I want crmlzd ons
- OK. Come over around 7.
- no pesto shit
- OK. Go away now, please.
- btwily
- What does that mean?
Oh, now you're suddenly silent?
Fine.
C U L8r
End
Characters: House, Wilson
Rating: PG
Words: 470
Summary: A text exchange between House and Wilson. That's it.
A/N: Just something silly. I wrote this on a bus last night, so judge with that in mind.
- What R u doing
- I am eating raspberries. Hello to you, too, by the way.
- btw
- Pardon?
- btw = by the way
Idiot (btw)
- No. I do not use Internet slang.
- grl
- What?
Wait. You called me a girl, didn't you? How does that even make sense?
- B3. I'm hungry
- What is B3? So eat something. But don't come over here. I only have raspberries.
- brt
- Stop it.
OK, is that 'be right there'? I am not letting you in.
House?
- Sry. PIR.
- Stop doing that. Seriously.
House?
- k, lets eat
- It is too early for lunch. Go to the vending machine.
- U still snarfin berries
- No. They're gone.
- NOMNOM
- What are you even saying?
- CBM
- Covered by Medicare?
- oops, CBB.
- OK. I do not have time for this. I'll see you later.
- L8r
- Looking forward.
….
- Bored. Lets PLO
- Is this Yasser Arafat?
- peace, luv, out
U spelled yasR airfat right in a txt
- I told you. I refuse to use web lingo.
- he's ded
- Is that how you fill out death certificates? Why is texting any different? Why not use actual words and complete sentences? And punctuation?
- tl;dr
- Hah! I know what that means!
- grrl
- You know, your repeated attempts to use 'girl' as an insult are really misogynistic.
- U C insult. Not me
- I am not having a feminist debate via text.
- Tnk g-d
- OK. We've covered Middle East politics, feminism and religion. Can I go back to work now?
- No bb. Im still hungry
- What did you call me?
- basic bitch
- I see. I have paperwork, and then I have rounds. You'll have to fend for yourself.
- Aw bae, U 2 bzzy 4 me
- House, this is really getting annoying. I am not responding anymore.
- w/e
- I know what that means, too! Don't w/e me.
- ur no fun
- You're not exactly a joy yourself.
- YNEAJY
- OK, seriously. I have work to do. Go ogle Cuddy.
- misognst
- I am putting my phone away. Go harass a stranger. That's fun.
- fine
- Good.
I'm making pizza for dinner. You can come over if you want.
- w/e
- Don't be like that.
- ur not the boss of me
- They could not pay me enough.
- fine. I want crmlzd ons
- OK. Come over around 7.
- no pesto shit
- OK. Go away now, please.
- btwily
- What does that mean?
Oh, now you're suddenly silent?
Fine.
C U L8r
End