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[sasugay]

Mom came back but... not dad? I wonder why. At least I can go back to eating real food. And maybe my idiot brother will stop calling every 5 seconds. Jesus, he's such a retard sometimes.

That said, I haven't actually hung out with anyone in awhile. Work, school, not even over vacation. Naruto, retard II, let's do something.

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[artist_sasori]

Get someone to keep your brother busy and maybe he'll leave you alone.

[sasugay]

Like you?

[come2meeeee]

*calls Uchiha residence* ..helllooooooooo?

[mommy_uchiha]

*picks up the phone* Who the fuck is this? Why are you drawling like that?

[come2meeeee]

*tries to stop hissing* May I speak to Sasuke-kun, please? This is the school.

[mommy_uchiha]

*kisses your cheek and ruffles your hair* Sasuke, darling...I really apologize for leaving Daddy behind. D: I should probably call him up later to see where he is.

Now, Sasuke. I don't like name-calling, you know that. Besides, I'm sure you love your brother just as much as he loves you. Which is a lot, so don't start mumbling.

Ooh, Naruto! Bring that sexy beast to the house whenever you can! I'll be ready! *is excited*

[ramenfetish]

Hi, Mrs. Uchiha~♥ *winks*

Dude, Sasuke, your mom's got it going on.

[mommy_uchiha]

*drops cooking pan and speaks seductivevly* ...Why, hello, Naruto ♥ ...what're you doing here? Did you come to study with Sasuke?

*naughtily runs finger down Naruto's chest* ...I know, hun. Care to do something about it?

[sasugay]

Stay away from my mom.

[omg_itachi]

We've been over this already. I am the genius, you are the average one.

Now pick up the damn phone.

[artist_sasori]

Itachi-san, leave your brother alone.

Can you pleace come over or I come over? Orochimaru's been stalking me...

[sasugay]

No. You're dumb.

[ramenfetish]

If I'm retard II, you're retard I, bastard. My retardness tops you any day hell, I just plain top you any day.

If you want to see me, you must follow my next instructions to the letter:

~Make sure your mom's home. SHE'S SO HOT, OMG.

~Cook up three flavors of ramen and set them by a window, where my keenly foxlike nose will pick up the aroma.

~Keep the windows unlocked so that I can ninja my way in.

[mommy_uchiha]

*winks* You're welcome to come any time you want, Naruto...and I love to make ramen. Come over soon so you can eat some off my gorgeous, naked body with the boys and I. ♥

[sasugay]

Forget it. I'll just see you at school.