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[sasugay]

Some stupid ass saggy old bitch tried to drown me yesterday, no joke. She was too fat to actually swim I guess, so when I went in to drag her nasty self out of the wrinkle-infested pool, she clung to my head and started wailing.

Word of advice: Don't come to the YMNA if you can't swim. I will kill you.

Comments

[daddys_cosmos]

I wouldn't be surprised if that old woman was drowning on purpose~

[sasugay]

...ew

[_woundtootight]

We are both violent in the work front. I think I like you.

[sasugay]

Where do you work?

[_woundtootight]

KonoMax. Where all the cool kids come to be caught shoplifting.

Sasuke sez

[panksters]

Wow, sounds great.

[_primaleyes]

*smirks*

[sasugay]

...You think that's funny?

[lovely_kunoichi]

That's really gross

[sasugay]

You, on the other hand, should come more often.

[lovely_kunoichi]

Saskue-kun, are you implying I need to work out more? Are you saying I'm getting fat?

[sasugay]

I'm a lifeguard, not a weights trainer.