Yo Ho Yo Ho a Pirate's Booty For Me!

[sataan517]

I am so sick of cake. From my mom's pre-birthday-cake, to the actual b-day cake, and now a party in physics with a HUGE cake, and tomorrow a party in Functions and Trigs.
I got a book, the View From the Center of the Universe, from Mia, and Kristina gave me a box of Pirates of the Caribbean cereal, along with a very funny poem.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's booty for ye!
Ye pillage his ship, ye plunder his drawers,
Spank up yer heartie, yo ho.
Ye may kidnap and ravage 'im, he don't give a hoot,
Spank up yer heartie, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's booty for ye!
Ye extort him, ye pilfer him, ye filch him, and sack him,
Spank up yer heartie, yo ho.
Maraud him and embezzle him, and even high-jack him.
Spank up her heartie, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's booty for ye.
Ye kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Light up yer heartie, yo ho.
Ye burn up the ship, to prevent Sparrow's flight,
Spank up her naughty heartie, yo ho.

Cheers, yer a Johnny Depp fan, and not to mention: LEGAL,
Drink up, yer heartie, yo ho.
Yer a really bad gal, did I mention yer legal?
Spank up yer heartie, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's booty for ye!
I'll give him up fer free, now I'll let you two be,
Spank up yer heartie, yo ho.
Aye, so yer loved by yer mommies and dads,
Just smack up her heartie, yo ho.