How did I know this would happen?

[satan_dot_com]

I pop back into America, and who starts sending me messages?

Comments

[girlcop]

Suddenly, I feel moist.

[satan_dot_com]

Suddenly, I feel like I'm the victim of a sting operation...

Re:

[girlcop]

Satan a victim? Nah. You love it. :)

[ablanda]

Satan, this is a little off-topic, but you've blown me off at your e-mail address and we've been wondering for weeks:

Does Martha Stewart have an anal sphincter? If so, does she fart?

Inquiring minds really want to know!

[satan_dot_com]

I haven't blown you off, hon. Truly I haven't! I've actually been blowing EVERYONE off, in a way.. I'm like 30 letters behind on the mailbag. Hell, madshrubbery sent me one like 2 months ago I haven't even answered yet!

[ablanda]

Very clever! Now I know you know the answer...what do you want in return for answering the question? I'm a natural blonde...

Re:

[satan_dot_com]

I dunno, I think the blue sorta suits ya

[ghede]

love your work as always.

I do have a quick question, off topic slightly. I'm trying to work out whether or not these people are the result of some bizarre kind of fight between your not-so-good self and Him upstairs?

[satan_dot_com]

I take no credit for those who fall prey to the charms of hot little Asian women with cat ears.

[smogkills]

Oh my fucking Satan!

[satan_dot_com]

Really? Wow.. I didn't feel a thing!