Incompetence

[satan_dot_com]

No, No No! You were supposed to shoot my loan sharks in LAS VEGAS, not my established KKK /Hate contingent in Alabama!. Lovely.. now I gotta keep an extra eye out for Tony Two Toes and Jimmy the Greek while I'm at the craps table today. Urgh.

Sweet Satan, with help like this, it's no wonder God thinks He's going to win the Final Battle.

Comments

[redingo]

Lord Satan, I have a question..

Is Hell endothermic or exothermic?

[captainhaddock]

Haha, that was great.

[beindigoe]

yep, i showed him that already. sorry, babe.

[blaydtwo]

Damn! Maybe you should try that repeat after me rule so you know he's got it right next time.

[beindigoe]

that's why you should commission your minions for such tasks. we don't screw that stuff up, dude.

*flashes you a little longer this time, then hops into a speeding cab and disappears*

Save Martha

[ablanda]

OK, Satan, I know this is off topic, but here is a copy of a post to my journal. I don't understand how you could let your best minion languish at the hands of the federal government. I mean, where are your loyalties?!

I think that if Martha Stewart worked for Satan, it would be something that Satan would be damned proud of. I mean, look at the number of people seduced by her pot roast recipe. Satan could never sign up that many people at one time himself! So I asked satan_dot_com to rescue Martha from the Feds' web,but now that she needs some supernatural assistance, Satan's being all coy and won't acknowledge that Martha is indeed one of his top performing minions.

I'm calling on all believers to bombard satan_dot_com with pleas for assistance. C'mon, you all know Martha's pot roast is worth your soul!

My little evil heart feels like there's something missing ...

[webcowgirl]

Satan, it's very quiet. What happened to you?

Re: My little evil heart feels like there's something missing ...

[satan_dot_com]

Satan is getting acclimated to his new surroundings. I'll be back within a few days with a post.