DAMMIT!

[satan_dot_com]

Journal Entry for day #23,091,881,998,691

Well, I'm finally back at The Pad....sort of. Got bored, so I went ahead and took up God on His idea to go on Trading Spaces for their special deity edition episode. I know full well the fucker cheated! He pulled Vern ...His pearly ass gated castle looks absolutely fantastic(did His entryway)...love

Comments

[ruisseau]

See, you should have gone on Changing Rooms and let Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen (before he turned host) do your room (and Ty probably would have given over his soul...yeah, I know he's a giy but the Harem needs entertainment when you're away you know).

[bemite]

Good decor for you.

[queencrimson]

did he take down your ceiling fan. i fucking hate that.

OH NO

[erinpaige]

NOT THE CEILING FAN!!!

[three_letters]

I told you to lend me to God for this. But no, You never listen. Do you know how hard it is to find cow's blood at this hour?

[firewench]

Have you seen this?
Children address letters to Satan

[three_letters]

If that's Eddie Izzard I'll love you forever.

[firewench]

It is. = )
He's a sexy mofo.

[three_letters]

(clearing my throat) Yes, yes indeed.