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Kudos to Detroit

Sep 12, 2003 13:41

Soooooooooo Hell Part Deux(more commonly known as Detroit Michigan) is getting their very own Hard Rock Cafe. That's very good. Maybe it'll attract more victi...erm, more out-of-towners to the Drive-By Ci...erm, the Motor City ( Read more... )

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kallista_gold September 12 2003, 11:51:40 UTC

does satan really have to stoop to stealing quips from fark?

satan_dot_com September 12 2003, 11:55:37 UTC

Someone beat me to it? ARGH!

my take _liar_ September 12 2003, 15:24:14 UTC

Detroit (pronounced: Day-twah) Special:
-$30 dollar sandwich from the 'revitalized up-town area'...that is promptly stolen by 3 hobos before you can eat it
-$5 for bottled water...crackhead steals that and bites you (check for diseases)
-$80 on gas so you can get the hell out

Re-name It the "Soft" Rock Cafe, Really... madshrubbery September 12 2003, 15:50:22 UTC

Louisville, Kentucky is getting an HRC, too.

The Rock has officially lost all cred once it goes to Louisville of all places. Fucking tourist trap. It's become the Rolling Stone of restaurants!

Re: Re-name It the "Soft" Rock Cafe, Really... satan_dot_com September 12 2003, 15:51:15 UTC

SHE'S ALIVE! She speaks to me! Horray!

Re: Re-name It the "Soft" Rock Cafe, Really... madshrubbery September 12 2003, 15:58:11 UTC

Don't make me whip you.

...wait...

Make me whip you!

teh1337 September 12 2003, 15:53:09 UTC

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satan_dot_com September 12 2003, 23:28:32 UTC

Ya know, one of these days I'm going to bother to read these replies, decipher htem, and reply...but for now, eh :P

teh1337 September 13 2003, 12:41:28 UTC

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three_letters September 22 2003, 11:59:29 UTC

oooh, I actually got that one.

xgrace1882 September 12 2003, 23:04:54 UTC

Dude, I live in the 'burbs of Detroit. People get killed out here too... everyone gives the city all of the gory. I mean, glory.

msbrewski September 14 2003, 09:38:42 UTC

I grew up there (the burbs, mount clemens to be precise) and got my ass out as soon as I could (college) and only go back to visit the family that wants me to move back... West Michigan is much less bad than the D. But when you want to see decent concerts, you have to travel out there. And pay up the ass for everything downtown. I haven't been out that way to see the fam since the horrible Eminem concert. How are things out that way?

I live close to Mt. Clemens xgrace1882 September 14 2003, 17:34:30 UTC

Well, for some strange reason people are referring to Mt. Clemens as "The Clem" which both irritates and disturbs me. Mt. Clemens is considered "hip" and "trendy" and also they apparently have a prostitution problem in the less appealing part of town...

Re: I live close to Mt. Clemens msbrewski September 14 2003, 21:56:55 UTC

I have referred to it as The Clem, but always in a sarcastic way, and I hardly think of it as Hip or Trendy - I associate those words more with Royal Oak... I was unaware of the prostitution problem, but I *did* grow up practically down the street from 'The Traffic Light'. At least its a little 'hipper' than say, Armada, or Marine City (where I went to high school)... I'm still glad I'm out :o) Grand Rapids saved my going-to-be-ghetto life