I need better helpers

[satan_dot_com]

So, I've come up with a new, super secret way to invade and take over Heaven recently(hence my not being around much). Naturally, God wants to find out what it is so that he can either plan countermeasures for it, or else start giving blowjobs to little boys in exchange for their help...doh, wait a minute...with God's crew, it's the little boys

Comments

[shimmiwyld]

I could watch the gates! No halos, wings or white clothing allowed. How hard could that be?

[yukinoomoni]

It's ironic. Lots of people blame the idiots on you. Personally, I think the idiots come from Heaven.

Re: like pennies from heaven

[yukinoomoni]

Exactly.

[nexus23]

Now that was hilarious.

Yup. Sick the lawyers on Him for spying. I mean after all... where is He going to get a lawyer to counter-sue?

[_liar_]

If they wear white, turn them around and kick their asses out.

Oh, you mean like Johnny Cash? No problem.

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day; now for my plan to ease your gate-checking woes. Have a hobgoblin (or anyone else not busy) walk down the queues with a boombox playing contemporary christian tunes- anyone not grasping their ears in agony is a spy.

[erinpaige]

good help is so hard to find.