Goddamn it's good to see you back again, S. It's been far too long. And I've still got that offer out that if Devlin pisses you off too much one of these days, I'll come in and replace him. (Just don't forget the deal that if that does happen, I get to scratch Chester Benningtons eyes out with a long, sharp, hot iron rod. Yes, after he's finished making you money, I promise.)
::smootches::road_emuNovember 20 2003, 11:24:30 UTC
Oh, I'm so on that gift exchange, Satan honey! ::sorts through boxes of "decluttered" stuff:: So, is regifting okay? I am all over that, I so love to irk those conservative Christians with that earth-friendly, neopagan kinda thinking that makes their skin crawl so nicely.
And, say, as I'm sitting here, Burl Ives is drifting through my ears; you can also torment some souls by locking them in a mall that plays nothing but Christmas music, can't you? Oh, that's so evil, dear Satan. I'm liking the idea. Can I be in charge of that? Puuuhhhleaze?
::gets out acrylic paints, mutters "Maybe I can spruce some of this stuff up with a pentagram or two....::
Re: ::smootches::satan_dot_comNovember 22 2003, 16:56:19 UTC
But think about it...this is a religion base where the people voluntarily go to a building every SUnday to listen to everybody else's sorry voices, and actually enjoy the process. Furthermore, they love Christmas music, because it pays homage to their "leader".
Gotta put more thought into your torture suggestions, minion! This is why I'm in charge and you...are a subject of flesh :P
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Goddamn it's good to see you back again, S. It's been far too long. And I've still got that offer out that if Devlin pisses you off too much one of these days, I'll come in and replace him. (Just don't forget the deal that if that does happen, I get to scratch Chester Benningtons eyes out with a long, sharp, hot iron rod. Yes, after he's finished making you money, I promise.)
Oh, and FP. =D
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he's our man
if he can't do it
no one ... will
Great to see you back, oh Infernal One. Still in the Land Down Under, or have you navigated north of the equator for Commercialmas? :D
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And, say, as I'm sitting here, Burl Ives is drifting through my ears; you can also torment some souls by locking them in a mall that plays nothing but Christmas music, can't you? Oh, that's so evil, dear Satan. I'm liking the idea. Can I be in charge of that? Puuuhhhleaze?
::gets out acrylic paints, mutters "Maybe I can spruce some of this stuff up with a pentagram or two....::
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Gotta put more thought into your torture suggestions, minion! This is why I'm in charge and you...are a subject of flesh :P
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