Sorry God, don't think it worked

[satan_dot_com]

Clever scheme, old boy...getting Mel Gibson to make a movie about your kid in an effort to up sagging recruitment numbers. Problem is, when you give guys like him creative control, it's doomed to fail

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[snowelf]

Welcome back, your Darkness. I thought you'd gone off and forgotten all about us.

[fox_hounder]

Meh... I thought you did a much better job with Dogma.

[stymied]

you didn't get any profits but did you at least get quality flesh pictures ???

[anblarhna]

satan, they made you look ugly in the film! you think they could've shelled out a few more dollars to get someone more handsome...but they used it all on fake blood.

[sioneld]

I heard they made Satan a chick. Haven't seen it personally tho.

[adrastea_star]

Satan was played by a woman, but from all I gathered was supposed to be completely androgynous. Which had the disconcerting effect of making the Virgin Mary, in contrast, appear even more mannish than she already did. But otherwise it seemed to make sense.
Still haven't figured out the albino midget that Mel Gibson gave Satan to carry around though. They never told us about all that in Sunday school.

[agent_smith1010]

It was Mini-Me, what did you think?