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Letters to Santa

Dec 14, 2004 18:27

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Comments 19

namey December 14 2004, 20:56:35 UTC

Dear Satan Santa,

Is a harem too much to ask?

Namey.

zenmondo December 14 2004, 22:19:52 UTC

Dear Santa,

I want the great journalers on my friends list to post more than 6 times a year.

Love,

zenmondo

kholnuu December 14 2004, 22:52:13 UTC

Dear Sarah,

Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Quit being such a brown nosing little suckup and learn a real trade like baking or giving head on demand when you're older.

Santa

CLASSIC! Good to hear from you again.

allah_sulu December 15 2004, 04:40:40 UTC

I'm already set for Christmas, big guy, so why don't you have a shot of vodka on me?

dagrrl December 15 2004, 05:49:31 UTC

Dear Santa Satan Whomever will listen:

For Christmas I want my virginity back. If this would be a problem, then please just kill each and every asshole I've slept with and I'll pretend.

Yours truly (but in a non-sexual sense),

grrl

lightning_rose December 15 2004, 07:58:19 UTC

If you had your virginity back, what would you do with it? ;)

dagrrl December 15 2004, 08:03:38 UTC

Sell it on EBay. :D