A belated Happy Birthday to Christ...2,038 and could easily pass for..dust.

[satan_dot_com]

Apologies to God for missing His kid's birthday party last week (yes, last week...Christ was actually born on December 16th, just got pushed back to the 25th because God was always in heaven's annual bridge tournament that week and couldn't be bothered to send the bastard a gift

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[mydearziola]

This is being printed and passed around the holiday table. Thank you dear.

[madshrubbery]

Because Jesus, he knows me, and he knows I'm right.
I've been talking to Jesus all my life.
Oh yes, he knows me, and he knows I'm right.
Because he's been telling me everything's all right.

And now I can't get that song out of my head.

[deepforestowl]

ROFLMAO Oh Master, I needed a good laugh! Thank you!

Re: ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[satan_dot_com]

If you really want. I don't think it's one of my better works, but a few might like it.

[babydolleternal]

If you're in his image is your dna identical?

Oh, and I have the recipe for those biscuits.