Hellllloooooooo, CAIRO!

[satan_dot_com]

Such a warm welcome. Thank you all for coming out. And look! You offered up sacrifices to Me! You really didn't have to--I stopped asking for those centuries agao. Such a hospitable place, with warm and friendly people. Always glad to be here. Huh? Didn't know I was coming? Then why'd ya kill the virgins? Not virgins? What the hell were

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Weee

[lady_ayana]

Hope you had a Merry Christmas or Happy Holiday or Season Greetings or (Insert some shit or something here)

[ex_n]

Don't drink the water, either.

[babydolleternal]

I'm sorry baby, I know it has to suck right now. You better come back safe to me or I'm hopping a plane to kick some ass. :P

[georgeanne]

Geeze. Some people have no class.

I swear Satan, if you came to visit me, no one would shoot at you.

We'd probably just...um....go boozing and smiting and stuff.

[arjei]

I don't think anyone in Eygpt likes any deities. They all are probably still holding a grudge becuase of those plagues God sent them way back in the day.

[satan_dot_com]

Now see, there's the angle I shoulda gone with with this post.