Comments | satan_dot_com: Oh suuuuuuuure, I see how it is.

satan_dot_com

Oh suuuuuuuure, I see how it is.

Mar 15, 2006 10:37

That bumbling fool Jesus turns one little goblet of water into wine, and it's proclaimed to be a miracle...

I make a faucet spew forth beer to an apartment stories above the ground and it's labelled a plumbing mistake. See if I ever help you mortals out again. Try to do something nice in the Satanmas spirit (you guys didn't even remember My ( Read more... )

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deepforestowl March 15 2006, 02:18:21 UTC

heck with guiness, was it Asahi? heh Master! We of the Harem have missed you!

shadowkat March 15 2006, 03:06:43 UTC

Well, I bet if you'd done it in Ireland or Germany instead of Norway...

satan_dot_com March 16 2006, 12:49:17 UTC

That woulda been too easy. 'Sides, that's not a miracle. Everyone on the isle gets that stuff pumped through their pipes, anyways.

ladymeow March 15 2006, 20:28:15 UTC

But you gave them shitty beer!

You can do this at my house... only connect it up with Smithwick's or Killian's.

Pretty please?

satan_dot_com March 16 2006, 12:49:47 UTC

It was top quality brew! That article LIES. Who're ya gonna believe? Reuters or the Prince of Lies?

ladymeow March 16 2006, 13:17:52 UTC

I believe you, Satan.

Muah!

smogkills March 20 2006, 06:02:39 UTC

Could you miraclize that again in the home of a specific person for me?

Hmmmm... durden_13 March 25 2006, 00:59:38 UTC

So, it seems there is a imposture. I'm the true Lord of Darkness, sorry.

I'm flattered you want to be me though.