Curses, get your curses here

[satan_dot_com]

It's probably that time. Passing the curse torch. Satan's old, wants a quieter life and less hassle...hates getting nagged or having deadlines. Needs to get in touch with My inner Xenu now that The Chosen One is borne. Has gotten a little too good at scaring people or freakin' em out. Fell short again it seems. Wanna be My successor? Think

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[ex_n]

I just had to send you a mail.

[lady_ayana]

There will never be another you. Satan would not allow it!

[ladymeow]

Noooooooooooooo!!!!

[cinicolives]

But nobody can celebrate baby slaughter and blood drinking like you, Satan!