Must...hoard over God

[satan_dot_com]

He really hates it when he loses souls because of telephonic issues. Drives Him up a wall. Best of all, it's completely his fault--I *told* him not to switch to Sprint...

I think I'll give him a buzz, taunt him over it for a while. Infurating him like that? It'll just make my bloody day. Lesse, where did I put that number..Ahhh, here we go.

Comments

[crabbyolbastard]

And lo' he came down unto the land as a burning (insert your telco's icon HERE) logo and spake unto W saying

"FEAR NOT, for the NSA hath captured this call for your listening pleasure"

[leah_dot_com]

I like you.

[satan_dot_com]

You've just got a thing for crackers :P

[leah_dot_com]

I have a thing for intelligent and amusing people. Probably why you've got me wrapped around your little finger. :P

[windiain]

But... but... I thought telephone menu systems were one of YOUR inventions?! O_O

[masteremerald]

Oh yeah - You got Him this time.

haellou

[patricia2]

haellou

Even Satan Has A Bday!

[lady_ayana]

Happy Birthday!