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[satan_dot_com]

Dear Satan

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[jeshala]

FUCK! Your most adoring sister figure/supplicant was in Lynnwood WA recently and might be moving there. I had forgotten you were in that area. I still owe you a sound beating.

[satan_dot_com]

Mmmmm, Lynwood. Home of Uncle Bills--the best 50's diner burger joint in the northwest.

Anyhow, I was just up there visiting last week for a scuba diving-slash-orca molesting sessions. Though I do only live a few scant hours away.

[brezhnev]

The devil is liberal! Aha, I knew it! ;)