You know, I almost got away with it.
But they found a bottle cap.
They found a bottle cap and I am doomed.

MORAL: Don't get caught. Ever.
-x-

Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||||||||||||||| 62% Schizoid |||||||||||| 46% Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 66% Antisocial |||||||||||||||||||| 86% Borderline |||||||||||||||| 70% Histrionic |||||||||||||| 54% Narcissistic |||||||||||| 50% Avoidant |||||||||||||| 58% Dependent |||||||||| 34% Obsessive-Compulsive ( Read more... )

I think that is was Tony who mentioned something about writing a book. I've actually been given a great idea. I was talking to Brandon and Lauren about Nick T.'s house and experiences there. Now I think I've only been there a handfull of times, but I actually remember them, kind of vividly. His house has a very chill atmosphere. I kind of want ( Read more... )

I'm doing something that I think is kind of stupid. That's right I am putting up song lyrics. I know that no one will read them, but screw you cunts. These are some damn good lyrics from a damn good song.
So, pop in the Christian Death, Shadow Project, Premature Ejaculation, Daucus Karota, or just plain old Rozz Williams, and have a Merry Fuckin' ( Read more... )

So... I tried to bleach my hair, but it didn't work out. The roots are piss blonde and the rest is Irish red. It looks dumb. So I'm going to buy a big ol' box of black hair dye tomorrow to try and fix it. I want a streak of purple, but I'm not sure where I want to put it, or if I want to go through all that work. So I probably won't and then I ( Read more... )

I found some rad insults today:

-"You're a rebublican!"
-"Quote!"
-"You're bigger than Anna Nicole before Trimspa!"

Okay that last one was just becasue three is a better number than two.
-x-

I am eating King Vitamin Cereal and it tastes like dog food ( Read more... )

Tiger Army
Saint Andrews Hall, Detroit, MI
Thu, Apr 28, 2005 07:00 PM
$10 ap. The Unseen

This could be a fun waste of time.

Where the hell is Ashy? Look at the time! Damn it all.

WHAT I HAVE DONE TODAY:
-Baked browines.
-Took a shower.
-Watched lame TV.
-Read what I wrote last night on cough syrup.
-Called Ashy 582 times.

ahhihatemylife...-x

I opened up my friend's page today, and in several entries I see the phrase,

"I CAN'T STAND IT."

It makes me think very introspectively about things, but that kind of stuff is boring and cheesy. On another hand it makes me think of how much I hate winter, more or less, how I can't stand itThe Path of Sorrows finally made it into my mailbox. It ( Read more... )

I have sitcky little kid hands. And you wanna know why? Because to make my hair bigger than Jesus, I need product and quite a bit of it. However, I like to touch my hair lots and lots. So I get product all over my hands. Shake my hand ... You'll stick ( Read more... )