einstein brothers

[satanic_kat]

I walked into Einstein Brothers this morning to pick up bagels to celebrate my birthday at work.

The lady behind the counter informed me that "You're going to be the rock star of first period".

I politely told her I was 23 and had a real job. My bagels should have been free.

Comments

[yanni85]

Hippo birdies two ewe!

Also, well played.

[thian_un]

aren't you just the cutest thing ever.
:P

I'll call you after/from my Minnesota Lutheran Barbecue. Your voicemail was so funny i had to stop riding my bike so I wouldn't die.

[yanni85]

You're barbecuing Lutherans? This sounds delightful!

[not_a_girl]

Excuse me while I go die of laughter. Please tell me you used the pedo-little girl voice on her.

[thegelf]

I was working late one night a couple months ago, and the cleaning lady stops me and says "Can I ask you a question? Are you twelve?"