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[sataniscooler]

the bad thing about living in Texas is that there is no great freeze to kill the bugs, so you wake up one morning and find that ants have taken over your house in the middle of January, and then you lose about half your mind trying to get one out of your ear canal.

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[finnagain]

That'll teach you to store candy in your ears.

[sataniscooler]

I'm convinced it was a zombie ant trying to find the quickest route to my brain, actually.

[grimmyx]

Then why was it in your ear? *runs and hides*