I could have so many different themes. murder glasses - where I buy or make tiny stickers of body outlines and blood spatters. I could have cat glasses (you know i'll have cat glasses)
sloth glasses! aww neckfaces! yes!
none of these will work and will look awful, but still. excitement to last 5 mins! :P
Grown up doesn't mean any of those things darling, more often than not, people *think* they are grown up by buying a house etc etc, yet all they are doing is playing pretend. Keeping up with the Jones, so to say
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I'm pretty sure I stopped actually maturing at about 16 and have just been pretending since then.
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Though this time, not through violence? You're slipping, Peter.
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i have a retardedly small head - adult glasses don't fit me.
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Buy dinosaur fridge magnets or similar with a flat back.
Buy good glue.
Remove magnets from dinosaurs.
Glue dinosaurs to glasses.
Wait for glue to dry.
Wear dinosaur glasses while committing violence to many people.
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I could have so many different themes.
murder glasses - where I buy or make tiny stickers of body outlines and blood spatters.
I could have cat glasses (you know i'll have cat glasses)
sloth glasses! aww neckfaces! yes!
none of these will work and will look awful, but still. excitement to last 5 mins! :P
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Hmm, I pretty much bought a house so I could dig holes in the yard.
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