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[satans_spawn]

Fuck you, work. You are no longer a burden on my soul. I will be going out tonight with the intention of having a damn good drink before I go home. I'm very glad that Jim finally managed to get out for tonight. Everybody else who's still around had better be out, god damn you

Comments

[strange_jim]

That's still absolute classic 'dave', i think your 'shoplifting' and Alan's 'keyposting' story are pretty much on par at the moment.

How can the pair of you cause one one man so much shit when you don't even live with the fucker anymore?

The torture is totally justified though!

[paranoid_youth]

He fucked with us for months (intentionally or not) so it's only fair to return the favour. It's just fortunate that these oppurtunities seem to present themselves. We're not even trying to fuck him up anymore. I think universal karma want's him dead or something.

[satans_spawn]

I don't care if he wasn't actually shoplifting, I want him arrested for the Hell of it. He came back to the old house once claiming he'd been beaten up by the Police. Not a scratch on him. I got the feeling he suffered from delusions. If he ever speaks to me again I'll murder him.

[paranoid_youth]

Was that the time he warned us to hide our shit and then disappeared 'til the next day? That was weird.

I'm tempted to leave him a christmas "pressent". What do you reckon?

[hatchelt]

quick, what's your home phone number...i'll give him a call and pretend to be the pigs

[westland_ska]

Giving hatchelt your phone number is right up there with "Voting for bush" on the list of most stupid things you could do.

[hatchelt]

oh i'll get you alright

[gonzo_md]

yeah, i went down that road....and we don't like to talk about the result

[oliverbetts]

I still laugh at the keyposting story!

[satans_spawn]

Problem was we think that he was still in the house when we posted it. =( Fuck knows how else he could've gotten in.

[oliverbetts]

Someone like him can find ways, he seems odd enough.

[westland_ska]

What kind of pizza?

[satans_spawn]

Cheese, spicy chicken, hints of garlic. Tasty as Hell.

[gonzo_md]

Dave sounds like a real cum dumpster

[beelzeboo]

i agree.

[gonzo_md]

HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER?!#@

[beelzeboo]

it's a secret =)