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[satans_spawn]

Christmas Day was damn good. Once again, mum provided a damn fine meal. I got the following presents:

• New mobile phone (thank God, my old one was screwed),
• iPod speaker station (woofer and all, fucking incredible),
• Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus (over 4,000 instances of profanity defined in a single book... fucking genius),
• Slippers (walking over the

Comments

[breadcrumbtrail]

You HAVE to get round to catcher in the rye!

[satans_spawn]

I really, really don't know why I haven't already read it. It's one of those books that's going to become one of my favourites over time, I can just sense it. I'll get it from Lincoln library when I go back!

[paranoid_youth]

Hahaha I am indeed a sneaky little bastard! Glad you like it though dude.

[anonymous]

[satans_spawn]

YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Thought you were fucking dead from skag or something! Good to hear from you man. I'll screen your comment straight away. I texted you a few times before I realised that either your phone was fucked or you were dead. Most of which I can't remember because I was far too fucked at the time. Will be interested to hear your story about the loss of your phone, I'm betting it's as fucking crazy as the rest of your life.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

[sun_child]

Oooooh, I'm intrigued! =P I won't ask though, cause I know you won't tell! Hehe.

[satans_spawn]

My old mate Stuart decided to get in touch (blowme on LJ, we met up and got pissed a while back). I thought the cunt was dead.

[riff_mcnasty]

I was listening to sketches of spain. its good. you should get bitches brew.

Twoism is incredible.

[satans_spawn]

What's becoming of us Kevin? We used to grimace at the thought of Jazz. GODDAMN IT KEVIN. WHY? WHY?!

[riff_mcnasty]

simply because we ooze the jazz. were gettin in the grooooooooooove