You'll never best my poverty with your slimjim

[satansmonkey]

So it appears that my car was broken into last night. My poor, unsuspecting, helpless Honda was parked outside my buddy Nick's shop and when I came out that evening I noticed the door was unlocked which I thought odd as I have some sort of robotic OCD about locking the door. I opened the door and noticed the face plate to my car stereo was sitting

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[darklysewn]

ooo! I want to jump through the screen and nab that little guy in a box!

[satansmonkey]

No prison can hold him. He's our new lord and master. I'm shining up my hunchback awaiting a lifetime of servitude to my new dark lord. ALL HAIL THE WICKED GNOME KING!