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[satanspull]

This is fucking bullshit.
I'm sick of not being able to do what I wish to do because of age restrictions.
If someone doesn't get me into Dying Fetus on Sunday, they lose a testicle.
If they don't have testicles, they lose a breast.
And, It's just as simple as that.

DRASTIC TIMES CALL FOR DRASTIC MEASURES!

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[retinalshock]

yeah man, drastic indead. im actually considering paying more money than i have to get one online, and paying the "rush" fee.

[satanspull]

haha fuck, I'm just going to use my super smallness and pretend I'm a critter to run in and head straight to the bathroom. Then, after an adequet amount of time, I'll critter back out into the actual bar and be there for all the action!
Or sit outside for a million years hoping someone will get me in, like fucking usual.

I had a dream that you DIED the other night! and I cried in the streets of Rome (yeah wtf) for what seemed like an eternity. Then I woke up in my dream, but didn't actually wake up, and was like "AHH IT WAS JUST A DREAM SHES STILLA ALIVE", and I went and talked to these secret agents who said you'd just gone away and no one could find you or something.
Then I went to the lake and eventually swam naked cause' I couldnt find my bathing suit.
It was fucked.
DONT DIE

[retinalshock]

heh heh critter.

ahhh dude thats very random. Ill try my best not to die.

ahhhhh its 8 in the morning and i'm still drunk/shitting myself. not fun, dear god, fuckin better not be one of those stupid little ferrys.

[satanspull]

I HOPE YOU DONT DIE ON THE FERRY