so the nightcap on the year would be that my dad is recovering from a brain tumor ( Read more... )

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Tomorrow, as you probably know, Beck is having a yard sale at her house right across from the kickball field. I'll be there selling my paintings. Prices are $10-$20 or I'm down with a trade. Or if you really really like it and you know the secret handshake, it's yours.

1p-7p.
Write it on your hand so you don't forget.

i am not built for certain things.

found that one out tonight.

Upon hearing the news that Godmother of the RI Riveters roller derby team obtained a hairline fracture in her wrist on Friday's bout from a Carolina girl...

I feel the need to pit revenge.

last night, i was that person lighting firecrackers in the street at 1am.

then i watched a soft core porn on tv called The Witches of Breastwick.

this was after two bottles of wine and riding a banana seat bike with LED rims.

next monday, my car insurance ceases functionality. i have opted to not renew the insurance that costs me a good chunk of change to keep a car that i drive 2 miles a day ( Read more... )

today we went shopping. all over fuck and back ( Read more... )

i'll go over the events for those who weren't involved because i think it's that fuckin creepy and i want to write this down somewhere in case i completely forget the whole happening ( Read more... )

happy mother's day.
here's a flower.
have some cake.
punch a puppy.

i'm close to making the 1 1/2 hour trip to my parent's house so my brother and i can have the 27th annual flex-off. i kick his ass every year and the bitch still won't back down. my triceps are too correct.