This is Why I Can't Have Nice Things.

[satharn]

A friend got me a dozen yellow roses in a vase because she knows I'm not currently dating and Valentine's Day depresses me somewhat.  Hermes knocked the vase over yesterday while I was cleaning the bathroom and the vase developed a huge hairline crack in it for most of the length of the vase.  Since the vase was still intact and could hold some

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[rtred]

That is just low!