I knew you were likely to take a wife !

Nov 15, 2009 20:48

+ I've been working on this picspam for 4 months. Well okay I didn't spend 4 months doing only that, it's just that it took me about 4 months to rewatch the entire show (for the 45648481165 times) and when I got to season 5 I realized that I really loved Chandler/Monica. I've always been a big fan of Ross/Rachel (will probably picspam them next time I rewatch the show) but I also love Chandler and Monica. It was so unexpected but it felt right and they were the strongest couple on the show. I just chose my favorite scenes and there are 22 of them . I hope you enjoy this. Oh God, how I miss that show.



3.06 'This is nice.'


Chandler : You ok ?
Monica : Phoebe moved out. I don't understand. Am I so hard to live with ? Is this why I don't have a boyfriend ?
Chandler : No ! You don't have a boyfriend because... I don't know why you don't have a boyfriend. You should have a boyfriend.
Monica : Well, I think so !
Chandler : Come here. Listen, you are one of my favourite people and the most beautiful woman I've ever known in real life.

5.01 'That counts !'


Monica : Listen since we're on that subject, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I was going through a really hard time in London, with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross’s mother...
Chandler : Right.
Monica : Anyway, that night meant a lot to me, I guess I’m just trying to say thanks.
Chandler : You know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn’t because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me ‘cause, you’re really hot ! Is that okay ?
Monica : That’s okay.
Chandler : And I’m cute too ?
Monica : And you’re cute too !
Chandler : Thank you ! All right, I gotta go unpack.
Monica : Okay.
Chandler : I’m still on London time, does that count ?
Monica : That counts !
Chandler : Oh, good !

5.05 'We’re in a relationship ?'


Chandler : So that weekend kinda sucked, huh ?
Monica : Yeah, it did.
Chandler : So, I guess this is over.
Monica : What ?
Chandler : Well, you know, you and me, it had to end sometime.
Monica : Why, exactly ?
Chandler : Because of the weekend, we had a fight.
Monica : Chandler that’s crazy ! If you give up every time you’d have a fight with someone you’d never be with anyone longer than ... Oh !
Chandler : So, this isn’t over ?
Monica : You are so cute ! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on ! It’s nothing to freak out about.
Chandler : Really ? Okay. Great !
Monica : welcome to an adult relationship !
Chandler : We’re in a relationship ?
Monica : I’m afraid so.
Chandler : Okay.

5.08 'I love you."


Chandler : Nice try.
Monica : Wait, wait, wait !
Chandler : Look, Monica ... this is not going to work.
Monica : I bet this will work !
Chandler : You are so great, I love you !
Monica : What ?
Chandler : Nothing ! I said,"You’re so great" and then I just stopped talking !
Monica : You said you loved me ! I can’t believe this !
Chandler : No I didn’t !
Monica : Yes, you did !
Chandler : No I didn’t !
Monica : You love me !
Chandler : No I don’t ! Stop it ! Stop it ! Stop i t! Stop it !

5.14 'I love her.'


Chandler : Okay okay okay you win,you win ! I can’t have sex with you.
Phoebe : And why not ?
Chandler : Because I’m in love with Monica !
Phoebe : You’re what ?
Chandler : I love her, that’s right, I. LOVE. HER ! I love her ! I love you Monica.
Monica : I love you too Chandler.

5.15 'Will you marry me ?'


Chandler : Okay, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about us, you know a lot of us thinking. And uh, well I guess there’s only one way to do this.
Monica : Wait what-wh-wh-what are you doing ?
Chandler : Monica ...
Monica : No no don't do this !
Chandler : Will you marry me ?
Ross : Oh no. No. No.
Joey : What a bad idea!
Rachel : Ohhhh, I cannot look at it !
Monica : Chandler, why are you doing this ?
Chandler : I don’t know. But I know I’m not afraid to do this. I’m doing this because I’m sorry ?
Monica : Do you really think the best reason to get married is because you’re sorry ?
Chandler : No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. Will you be my wife ?
Monica : Chandler, I want you to take just a minute and I want you to think about how ridiculous this sounds.
Chandler : Yeah, I’m kinda wishing everyone wasn’t here right now.
Monica : Honey ! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me ? I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now !
Chandler : Yeah I know, but I was really confused and then I talked to these guys.
Monica : Who ? Two divorces and Joey ?!
Ross : Hey !
Joey : She’s right y’know.
Ross : Yeah, but still, cheap shot !
Monica : You know what ? When I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own ? Well, you’re not ready for that.
Chandler : I didn’t think I was !
Monica : Oh my God, what would have done if I said yes?
Chandler : Well I would’ve been happy because I would’ve be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would’ve seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door.

5.17 'You know, to get past the beginning and still want to be around each other all the time, I think that’s pretty incredible.'


Monica : Come on, we can’t let them win !
Chandler : We have already proved that we are hot, okay ? So why are you getting so obsessed about this thing ?
Monica : Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can’t-keep-their-hands-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase !
Chandler : So ?
Monica : I feel really sad that we’re not ... really there anymore.
Chandler : Oh wow ! Is that what this all have been about ?
Monica : Wasn’t it a lot more exciting when we were all over each other all the time ?
Chandler : Yeah that was great. That was really great ! But to tell you the truth, I’m more excited about where we are right now.
Monica : Really ?
Chandler : Yeah ! I’ve never been in a relationship that’s lasted this long before. You know, to get past the beginning and still want to be around each other all the time, I think that’s pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think that’s pretty exciting.
Monica : That is so sweet ! I know that I was acting a little crazy but I feel the same way.

5.24 'Not any more.'


Monica : Chandler wait ! I’m sorry, I was just playing for one second ! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don’t want me to see Richard again, I won’t ! He means nothing to me !
Chandler : Come on, I was there ! I know he’s the love of your life.
Monica : Not any more.
Chandler : Really ?
Monica : Really.

6.01 'Live together ?'


Chandler : You know I was thinking, what if I unpack here ?
Monica : Then all your stuff would be here.
Chandler : Well, what if all my stuff was here ?
Monica : Then you’d be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesn’t make any sense.
Chandler : Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I’m saying ?
Monica : Live together ? There have been no signs for that.
Chandler : Me asking is kind of a sign.
Monica : YES !

6.06 'No problem roomie.'


Monica : She really left.
Chandler : I know.
Monica : Thank you.
Chandler : No problem roomie.

6.15 'You should be with me.'


Monica : Dr. Roger got beeped again.
Chandler : Yeah I know, guess who beeped him ?
Monica : What ?
Chandler : I’m the ruptured spleen.
Monica : Why would you do that ?
Chandler : Because you shouldn’t be with him. You should be with me.
Monica : Really ?
Chandler : Yeah ! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me ! Look, things like last night they don’t just happen, you know ? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning I was just lying there and I couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I was already with a friend.
Monica : Chandler.
Chandler : I know you probably don’t want to go out with me because I make too many jokes and I’ve never been in a serious relationship and I guess I’m not technically a "doctor..."

6.25 'Monica, will you marry me ?'


Monica : Chandler. In all my life... I never thought I would be so lucky. As to... fall in love with my best... my best... There’s a reason why girls don’t do this !
Chandler : Okay okay ! Oh God, I thought ... Wait a minute, I can do this. I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you’ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me ?
Monica : Yes ! I knew you were likely to take a wife !

7.02 'I want a marriage.'


Chandler : Look, I thought about it too, and I’m sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.
Monica : You do ?
Chandler : Yeah, I’m putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then that’s what we’re gonna do.
Monica : Oh, you’re so sweet. Oh, but wait, what about the future and stuff ?
Chandler : Eh, forget about the future and stuff ! So we only have two kids ? We’ll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Monica : You thought about that ?
Chandler : Yeah.
Monica : How many kids were we gonna have ?
Chandler : Four, a boy, twin girls and another boy.
Monica : What else did you think about ?
Chandler : Well, stuff like where’d we live. Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y’know, we could have a cat that had a bell on it’s collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we’d have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Monica : You know what ? I don’t want a big, fancy wedding.
Chandler : Sure you do.
Monica : No, I want everything you just said. I want a marriage.
Chandler : You sure ?
Monica : Uh-Uh.
Chandler : I love you so much.
Monica : I love you.

7.06 'I’d carry you around in my pocket.'


Monica : What if I have babies, okay ? I mean I’m gonna look different. I’m okay with that, but I’m not sure that you are.
Chandler : Look you have to realize I don’t think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. See this is one of things that I can apologize for later ! Look, what I mean is you’re Monica, okay ? And I am in love with Monica.
Monica : Keep going.
Chandler : So you can balloon up or you can shrink down and I will still love you.
Monica : Even if I shrink down to two inches tall ?
Chandler : I’d carry you around in my pocket.

7.16 'This doesn’t feel weird !'


Chandler : Well, look it’s been a really emotional time and you’ve had a lot to drink. And you’ve just got to let that go okay ? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight !
Monica : Really ?
Chandler : You kidding ? You’re the most beautiful woman in most rooms ... Whoa ! Whoa ! Whoa ! What’s going on ? You and I just made out ! You and I are making out ?
Monica : Well, not anymore.
Chandler : But we don’t do that.
Monica : I know, I just thought it would be fun.
Chandler : How drunk are you ?
Monica : Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Chandler : That’s the perfect amount !
Monica : Okay ! You know what’s weird ?
Chandler : What ?
Monica : This doesn’t feel weird !
Chandler : I know.
Monica : You’re a really good kisser.
Chandler : Well, I have kissed over four women.

7.17 'I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.'


Phoebe : Yeah but the Swing Kings ? They suck so much that people actually die at their concerts. They just stop living.
Chandler : Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun ! And there’s another reason too.
Rachel : Well, what is the other reason ?
Chandler : I don’t want to say.
Rachel : Well you have to because maybe it’s stupid.
Chandler : Well it’s just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that ... you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.

7.24 'I do.'


Monica : Chandler, for so long I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And instead, I found everything that I’d ever been looking for my whole life. And now, here we are, with our future before us ... and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you don’t want to. You go !
Chandler : Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way it’s okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I’m sure ?
Joey : You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait ! Do you take each other ?
Chandler : I do.
Monica : I do.
Joey : Yeah you do !

8.23 'We’re trying to get pregnant.'


Monica : What is going on with you ? Since when are you so crazy about babies ?
Chandler : I’m not crazy about babies. I’m crazy about us.
Monica : What ?
Chandler : Look, we’ve always talked about having babies someday. I’m not saying it has to be right now, but I’m starting to think that we can handle it. We’re good. We’re really good.
Monica : We are pretty good.
Chandler : But nothing has to happen until your ready.
Monica : Well maybe I’m ready now. I mean, it’s a little scary, but maybe it’s right.
Chandler : What ? It’s not right ! We’re not ready to have a kid now !
Monica : What ?
Chandler : I’m kidding. This is going to be fun.
Monica : So we’re gonna try ? I mean, are we trying ?
Chandler : We’re trying to get pregnant.

9.03 'I love you so much.'


Monica : Chandler, wait. It goes: Old job, new job, you. This is just something I have to do.
Chandler : I know.
Monica : I love you so much.
Chandler : I know that too.

9.10 'I never want to leave you again.'


Monica : What are you doing here ?
Chandler : I wanted to be with you. I missed you so much. I never want to leave you again.

10.09 'It kills me that I can’t give her a baby.'


Chandler :[to Erica] My wife’s an incredible woman. She’s loving and devoted and caring. And don’t tell her I said this but the woman’s always right ! I love my wife more than anything in this world. And it kills me that I can’t give her a baby. I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I’ll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife ... she’s already there. She’s a mother ... without a baby. Please ?
*
Chandler : You still want that baby ?
Monica : God bless you Chandler Bing !

10.18


The end.

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