Jump Jack

[satori2008]

Word of advice: Do not drink 4 Miller Lites, play a losing game of beer pong, drink 2 White Russians, go to the Bowling alley with 10 other dudes and drink a pitcher of Amstel Light, stay up until 4:30 am and then expect your ass to be prepared to run 5 miles by 5:45 am...IT'S JUST NOT GONNA WORK

Comments

[soul44]

what about the none french faker!

[kristenlahmeyer]

If it's about sex, than think of it like probability. If you're in a relationship, sex on a given night is like 95% likely if you try. If you're not, than your odds are MUCH lower (depends on the person). Does a relationship make any more sense on those terms.