well this morning in class while half listening to my a)menopausal b)dementia ridden french professor i realized that i had to poop. and while the french have great cheese their antiquated facilities which one has to choose from in order to defficate hardly suffice in my opinion. turkish toilet or toilet simply missing a lid; when it comes to ( Read more... )

i wake up every morning and curse at my alarm clock. then i weep as i pull back the covers and brave the searing cold. i miss summer. as californians we don't realize what pussies we are. consider yourselves lucky. i'm not made for this.

so i just found this funny. right now i am in the school computer lab...and sitting directly across from me is a cute french boy who is most probably straight. aside from wanting him i want his glasses. they're fucking cool...and i think i could pull them off. that's the thing-all signs point to gayer than daniel jones marching in gay pride. ( Read more... )

so dad says it's about time i start getting involved in my finances. you know i think this is great...i think as a young adult i should take part in the more pedestrian aspects of my life. you have to start somewhere right? thing is he coulda picked any year where i wasn't going to school 6000 miles away, any year where i wasn't living in a ( Read more... )

they tell you when you get here, complete with the pompous french accent, cigarette and that indifferent non-plussed air, "our grading system is out of twenty. only god can recieve twenty out of twenty...don't even try. you won't get nineteen, you won't get eighteen, you won't get seventeen. sixteen is possible, but most of you will never ( Read more... )

i am studying in the wrong city. i knew it couldn't just be me. how is it that in aix i can't find one gay person and have yet to meet one...but in paris. ah, paris...they fling themselves upon me, like a room full of moths flocking to a single candle. as the old adage goes...location location location.

merry christmas...happy new year...all that crap.

family is both a blessing and a curse. of course we already know this...but its one of those things that never becomes less painful no matter how many times we rediscover it. tonight was just another reminder of the multitude of generations that manage to live together. and i wonder...will they ever really be able to understand one another. and ( Read more... )

so today it is one degree celsius. it's gonna snow this weekend. i am so pissed. if i was in new york or boston i wouldn't be. but how many of us we're told, "oh it's the same climate as southern california..." fuck that shit. this is supposed to be frances coldest winter SINCE NINETEEN FUCKING SIXTEEN!!!!!!!!!!! fuck me. i have a long ( Read more... )

FUCK IT'S FUCKING COLD AS FUCK HERE. and the fact that it is in celcius/celsius (sp?) makes everything seem colder. it should never be four degrees. plus the mistrale has yet to hit. a wonderful winter breeze who's pleasnt chill has a tendency to drop the temperature twenty below zero! IN CELCIUS/CELSIUS!!!!! other than that what else is there ( Read more... )