State of the Union - Me Style

[saturdaypunk]

In comes the President of the United States of America.

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So, uh, I'd like to start my speech with a sop to the feminists out there, as well as the like-minded liberal now-majority, which is the only reason I'd mention it otherwise.... I mean, start my speech with a foregone conclusion - getting a standing ovation for the new Madam

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[ropeswingin]

if you please...post your review of the moron's speech here:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DallasAirAmerica/

tell 'em rick b sent you.

[priest_kid]

I like your speech better, it's more to the point and didn't take fifty minutes!!! and I totally agree with you, I wanna know what really goes on in his head when he gives those speeches....hmmm "maybe they'll believe me this time....oh look a flag!!!"

[colotexan]

"Um...dueces."

That is absolute genius. Simple, and brilliant.