TianaWasp-QueenBeeChallenge-Kenneth0-3(25-28)
Hello again :) I've been working quite hard on this update; and you may notice some pretty drastic changes in the house and NPCs as I've been creeping MTS again in either this or the next update. Anyways! Enjoy!
This litter's naming schema is family names. So, we begin with my wonderful great-grandfather, Kenneth! He unfortunatly passed away when I was four.
Kenneth is a pleasure sim with a LTW of 50 first dates. No.
And the lovely Tiana!
I'm especially fond of her eyeshadow, I got it months ago but I've been meaning to use it for forever.
LOL!
It is kinda creepy using family names...But oh well..
OH YEAH! This update will only have five kids, due to Orbitus.
Who's name is actually Litius.
This maid is creepy. And slutty.
Why would you hold trash like that?!!
*insert white trash joke here*
Oh hey Joyce! I don't know WTH is happening here......
Hmm....maybe she's Elluska real mom...
They both have ~the~ duck face.
You know you garden too much wheeeennnnnn...fertilizer comes out of your hand.
Rock it Kenneth ♥
Tiana is probably telling him how she always has exilir of life so she'll never age up. Well, at least not in a while.
His face is all "OH SH*T".
Yes, they fell in love on a date.
Right after WooHooing.
True love: When you are willing to lodge yourself into a side table and coconut candle to declare your love to someone.
Tiana: That's wonderful dear...now stop it. You're scratching the bamboo.
Tiana: Seriously, dude. Stop it. I will club you with dog food.
What would this post be without meditation spam???
Marylin Monroe. Alien style.
Hmm, no. Tiana is Elluska's mom. They both have the same duck face.
Have fun trying to sleep tonight!
:( Poor girl. But at least she's got flowers. Remind you of Larry?
Of course there's babies! Silly.
Moments later, she did this.
And then this.
Wow, morning sickness sucks!
Oh my god! I never knew that CEREAL could sparkle too!!!!!
Woahh....
When Kenneth brings up the ever sensitive topic of babies, Tiana looks less than pleased.
To get revenge, she discusses the size of the old fathers' balls to his.
Well last litter was sickness-free, this one is chock full !
There we go!
Small bump :)
This picture has no relevance, it was just really cute and autonamous.
Yes; Tiana got the gold talent badge after one season! Now we just have to wait until spring to put it into action!
At least now she's smiling....
BIG bump again!
Oh dear god it's like the Duggars.
I ♥ the work outfits XD!
She just made 100 000$ in her pajamas beeyotches!
Yes.
She's telling the orange tree how much she hates oranges.
That's supposed to make it feel better?!
That night, Tiana goes into labour! Kenneth can't be bothered to wake up.
Meet Olive! Olive was the name of my Great-Great-Grandma.
Of course its twins :l
And meet Lois! Lois is the name of my Great-Grandma.
Tiana's pretty sure that after 27 kids, she knows everything about babies and parenting. She is so far from right its not even funny.
Vicki, our wonderful nanny who won Nanny Faceoff, is clearly possessed.
Olive: Hi food!
Vicki:Where's the booze?!*
Olive:Bye food!
Vicki:Whatya mean no beer?!
Olive:I'M HUNGRY FEEEEEEED ME.
Olive:'Kay. I'm satisfied :)
Hello new nanny! This is Adriana Lum...and that reminds me of Rayman...?
She's not replacing ole Vicki, she's just chillen here.
Her face glitched like that for quite a while!
Keara is pissed that a dog sniffed her.
So pissed that she's going to knock over a garbage can.
..But now she feels better so she's going to return to the forever unused house in Strangetown.
THIS is where nightmares come from.
On another note, Kenneth is actually a very good father!
Olive:HI WORLD! Hey, I can see my crib from here!
Olive:BYE WORLD! Hey...where'd my crib go?
See? Tiana doesn't know everything yet. Maybe on kid 59 she'll have it down to pat.
Kenneth:Congratulations about writing a great book about this challenge! I especially loved the application forms at the endd!
Tiana:Thanks...um, can you get out? I gotta pee...
I don't know why Tiana is dreaming about Lola...ACR made her straight and they have no memory of the other..
Let's see how these cuties turned out!
OLIVE.
Meh. But she's the friendlier of the two!
And LOIS. Who pretty much got all of her features, save for the skin, from Kenneth.
Both of their OTHs is music/dance.
I had no clue how/why sims do this!
Actually, I never knew they could do this.
I do way too many spams of potty training faces >.>
I just found this adorable :3
But THIS was extra-adorable!!!!
Damn straight there's a baby!
Poor Vicki. So tired of all these kids she'll resort to putting her head through a van to not go to work.
Do not mess with the baby bottle machine.
Lois:I just drank a bad bottle and puked but I'm SMILING :D.
Yes, Tiana has just completed her THIRD lifetime wish/want. In her pajamas. She's now the Hand of Poseidon.
I changed her to a knowledge sim because I'm so sick and tired of twins. So, her new LTW is to become a World-Class Ballet Dancer.
Let's recall her LTWS, no?
1.Gamer
2.Aquatic
3.Sports
So close, but so far.
Also, Tiana just fed you about 2 sim seconds ago!
Kenneth:Look, Tiana! Lookit! LOOK AT MEEEEE :D I'm buff!
Tiana:Great. Now go away. I'm about to go to bed.
Materni-POP!
*please still be cute please still be cute*
Hmm, Olive is actually fairly adorable.
Other than her non-existant upper lip.
Andd Lois still looks pretty much the same as Kenneth.
Swell.
Apparently sleeping makes you earn +1000 points?
You don't even know her???
You don't even know him???
Ah. Your daughter gets 1000 points for sleeping, and you get 500 points for waking up. Perfect sense.
Just a tiny (no pun intended) picture to show you Glen is still creeping.
Yes, Kenneth is actually awake for this birth!
Meet Wesley! Wesley is the name of my grandpa. He has the same colourings as Olive.
*As a side (bottom?) note, something like that did happen to me! I was about five years old, and my babysitter's boyfriend showed up, drunk. He was invited inside, and I remember I cowered on the stairs clinging to my dog who kept growling at him but stayed with me. He got a bottle of whiskey out of his leather jacket and used our washroom to puke. I remember flipping out because I left my Barbie and her "boat" (AKA a large popcorn bowl) in there. I don't remember much after that, but that babysitter NEVER came back!
I remember really weird things, down the last detail.
Anyways, until next time, ciao!