Something Wicker This Way Comes (wicker is kitschy, deserves burning)

[saturn_ix]

My stepfather has the most annoying cell phone ring ever. It sounds like a two year old's virtuoso on a Casio keyboard, beat function and all. It'd be less annoying if it wasn't 1am and sounded like a zombie breathing heavily from the basement as I'm reading H.P. Lovecraft, and have to get up to satiate my curiosity in the dark!

- R

Comments

[xtiggyx]

What, do zombies breathe to a beat of tambourines and badly edited notes slung together on a fake-sounding keyboard?

[saturn_ix]

Through two walls and a floor, yes.

[xtiggyx]

Damn, someone's zombie obsessed... lol

Scary :x