And some of you doubt the sex appeal. This goes far beyond oral fixation.


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That's Oregon Public Broadcasting. More golden-age Reading Rainbow than you can shake a fist at!

Question for today:

What would Levar Burton do?


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 Sometimes I want to spend the rest of my life getting high with topless women in city parks. We roamed around Alton Baker today, drinking in the damned sun and its life-giving death rays. When the sun appears over the Pacific Northwest, the most important thing is to drop what you're doing and pounce ( Read more... )

Meaghan and I were talking about some possible benefits to human cloning.  We have concluded that our ultimate goal should be to clone Monica Bellucci by 2030. Hell, Senator McCain wants 40 more nuclear reactors. Why is no one pissed about that? Why can't I have my 40 Belluccis?


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Well, that's it. I have broken down and decided to fire up the old blog again ( Read more... )

 The Fallacy of the Perfect Plan

The political and social aspects of the World Centre ideal have been discussed. We must now deal with its aesthetic aspect. It is obvious that in their supermetropolis Messrs. Andersen and Hébrard have tried to create a city that should be without a blemish, that should have all the virtues of all other cities ( Read more... )

i'm still kicking around midtown and west university, working downtown and overhearing things in bars, alleys, sidewalks, parking garages, etc. recently i've been making deliveries, a job which is endlessly pregnant with possibilities for fun. getting to know a lot of the streets one might wish to be found on, intersections to see from and be seen ( Read more... )

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life is senseless unless it can be molded in the form of a narrative. in this "unless" resides the lie. someday when you are old, william, the purpose of this wild diversion we call existence will manifest itself to you in a sudden burst of glorious light. then, with a glance backward and a sigh forward, you will have reached the appropriate level ( Read more... )

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