So this is the first time I've been in Mt Pleasant during "Sibs Weekend" . . . it's only Friday and I'm already regretting staying here! Melissa has like 7 kids here in the apartment!!! All of them are between 5 and 10 years old . . . this is a nightmare for me! Worst thing is they know I hate children. They have been knocking on my door and then ( Read more... )

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Derek Howell!

1. Scientists believe that Derek Howell began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
2. Derek Howell invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
3. Donald Duck's middle name is Derek Howell.
4. Derek Howellomancy is the art of telling the future with Derek Howell!
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HAPPY VD TO ALL!!!!

And by VD I of course mean Venereal Disease as well as Valentine's Day . . . but mostly Venereal Disease . . . VD RULES!

Now that that is out of the way . . . an update from yours truly . . . one Mister Derek Ross Howell . . .

CLASSES
Going alright so far.  I've missed a few assignments and have to turn them in late . . . I'm ( Read more... )

Derek --

[noun]:

A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

It's been a while since I last updated. What's new!? I'm way too busy this semester for my own good. I might be expecting too much from myself to get a 4.0 this semester, but I'm still shooting for it. Classes are going well so far, just a lot of work. I haven't done as much work on fashion show stuff as I'd like, but I'm not necessarily ( Read more... )

I got this in my e-mail today . . . do you suppose anyone actually falls for this shit? I particularly like the part toward the end where they're like "Treat this as very important and confidential" Fucking queefs.

Date: Sun, 15 Jan 2006 12:14:54 +0100
From: "Abii Debe" Add To Address Book ( Read more... )

So my family has finally made the jump into the 21st century and we have DSL on the farm . . . that's right . . . I'm typing this journal from my parent's house. I never thought I'd see the day! Amazing ( Read more... )

So apparently I lied about a real update before leaving for home . . . sorry :-/

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!


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