Fund my Peace Army and hire Henry Rollins to act as a sort of General for it. Can't you just imagine him riding in front like Patton or Teddy Roosevelt, mic'ed and telling both sides of the conflict to "Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up!"
Call my parents asap to get the name of their investment guy, talk to him to find out what needs to be set up, go to the lottery people to get that squared away.
Then get new windows, new doors and new carpet. Then think about the rest from there.
I'd go back to my old boss and thumb my nose at him while singing, "Neener neener neener". Then I would make sure to set up a trust fund for my daughter that would easily cover all her schooling. Next I would buy the land I'm living on, tear down the house, rebuild a NICE house and put in a REAL driveway... heck I'd buy my neighbor's lot too, all the while living in a comfy motor coach. I would make sure my mom's mortgage was paid off. Then I would make sure that my girlfriend was taken care of.
The rest of my life would be spent doing the things I've always dreamed of doing like going to amusement parks all over the country, going on cruises, visiting national monuments, etc.
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And yes, I AM completely serious about this.
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Then get new windows, new doors and new carpet. Then think about the rest from there.
Dull, I know.
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The rest of my life would be spent doing the things I've always dreamed of doing like going to amusement parks all over the country, going on cruises, visiting national monuments, etc.
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