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Your Name/Alias: Magda
Age: 16
Character: SpongeBob SquarePants
Series: SpongeBob SquarePants
Character Age: 20 (Have some IMDB!)
Canon: Are you ready, kids?! Welcome to Bikini Bottom, a town where mass panic, the criminally insane, and fruit-shaped houses are, well, almost the norm. Now, let's meet our hero: bubble blowing, tie wearing, bucktoothed SpongeBob SquarePants (yes, a sponge) is currently the resident fry cook at the Krusty Krab, home of the famous Krabby Patty. As much as SpongeBob loves (and pathetically depends on the emotional support of) his job, working for Mr. Krabs (yes, a crab) is no cakewalk. Through right hand man Patrick's paranoia-inducing misconceptions and SpongeBob's naivete, simple tasks quickly turn into episode long adventures, chock full of wacky hijinx.
SpongeBob is relentlessly cheerful, a little obsessive compulsive, oblivious to the point of aggravating latent homicidal tendencies, and prone to intense ego trips/extreme boughts of depression. His life literally revolves around flipping burgers -- once, when given time off work, SpongeBob spent the entire week finding creepy and possibly illegal ways to sneak back into the Krusty Krab. When not practicing karate with his friend Sandy, a squirrel from Texas, SpongeBob worships the washed up super heroes Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, enjoys playing with his pet snail Gary, and will never, ever be able to wrap his mind around the concept of salads.
Sample Post: Alright, just a little more to the right, and -- perfect! Thanks for all your help, Marcy. That big hole in the roof you made is sure to bring in lots of hip young customers!
Ahem! Attention, bottom feeders, otters, and hiatus’d shounen heroes! Hi there! My name’s SpongeBob, and I’m manager of Camp FUD’s very own Krusty Krabb! That’s Krusty Kra-buh-buh. We ran into a few copyright issues. Anyway! It is our duty to serve you kind people the high quality, deep fried food you deserve, 22 hours a day, 7 days a week! It would be 24, but I need time to count the sesame seeds.
Don’t walk away just yet! Deep down inside each and every one of you, there’s a tiny ache -- a thirst for bus boy-dom and 100% customer satisfaction. Listen to your heart. You know it to be true. The Krusty Krabb will take you in, shelter you, teach you the proper personal hygiene habits, and set you off on your journey to enlightenment.
So become a Krusty Krabb employee today! The hours are long, the pay is low, and there’s something sentient growing on the front desk, but it’s lots of fun! ...Well, here’s an application, in case you change your mind. Just give it to Marcy, she takes care of the paper work. And don’t forget your complementary Krusty Krabb hair net! I had our new slogan embroidered across the front: “Remember! FUD is just like FUN, without the N!”
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Aw, tartar sauce. But I’m sure they’ll come around eventually, Gary. Now let’s turn that frown upside down! We have interior decorating to do!
Voting went down HERE. S-so close oh man