Trick or Treat!

[saucydiva]

In honor of All Hallow’s Eve, I’m inviting trick-or-treaters to my ‘door.’ Comment “trick-or-treat” to this post and…well, you know the drill. Treats can be anything that strikes my fancy (pics of fave actors or pairings, one sentence fics, graphics, a few words why I’m glad to have you on my flist, etc. etc.). The more “houses” to visit the more

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[whimsical_irony]

Trick or treeeeeeat.

(P.S. I got your package, and that is a treat in and of itself.)

Parks and Rec, Advice

[saucydiva]

"Look, if you're going to have a baby, there's some things you need to remember," Donna said, pushing Ann down in the chair next to her desk.

"Point number one. Give your baby up for adoption," April said. "Donna's cool. She could have it."

"The actual point one is that you can't keep dressing like that," Donna said, looking disapprovingly at Ann's sweater.

"I got this sweater on sale-"

"I wasn't talking about that monstrosity. I meant this weird, baggy blouse. You're pregnant, not color-blind."

"But it's paisley!"

"Do you think paisley's another word for hideous? Because I can get you a thesaurus."

"Your name's a synonym for hell beast," April added, not looking up from her nails, which she was painting with white-out.

"Point two. You'll be a mom, but you can still be a hot mom. You never know when you'll find someone you want to hook up with-"

"I'm dating Chris-"

Donna smirked. "For now. Point three."

"Name it Beelzebub," April said

Re: Parks and Rec, Advice

[whimsical_irony]

*crying noise crying noise nose blow* This is perfect, except for the part where it reminded me that Ann is leaving, forever. I bet when the time comes, April says one nice parting thing to Ann and it sends her into tears.

PS I should totally paint my nails with white-out, that seems like a cool thing to do.