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[saucymouse]

as i was pulling into my driveway i noticed a man walking right in front of it, circling the cul de sac. im used to men walking around in cul de sacs, but this time, it was about 10 past 9, the man looked quite desheveled, and he was wearing a backpack. not a bookbag, a backpack. i said hi but i think he just grunted. what the fuck is that man

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[__goooon]

cul de sac
cul de sac
cul de sac

[anonymous]

was he sexy?

[saucymouse]

incredibly

[anonymous]

was it harry conick jr?

[theorangecoat]

um, that was my dad, and his backpack was filled with canned air, and he was trying to figure out how to sneak into your room so he can spray you in the middle of the night

[takingbackjulie]

it was that freak who lives in your attic, he escaped and didn't know what to do

[pfaogx]

can you say bum?

and whyyyy were you so curious about tampons + penises today??
you're cool.

WOAH I'M READING WILL'S LJ

[pfaogx]

if guys had vaginas they would compare tampon sizes. agree?

yun