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[sauntered]

Title: And Then There Was Sex
Author: SsssSSSssSSSss
Fandom: That One
People: bigbadakutsu/sauntered
Notes: How many will it take?
Warnings: Food and sex in the same place, as it were. Be forewarned. Dan is not allowed to read this.

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[bigbadakutsu]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.

[sauntered]

I see you liked it then.

[bigbadakutsu]

I did not fucking like it, you fucking gonorrhea-ridden bastard.

[sauntered]

What didn't you like about?

[bigbadakutsu]

YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER.

[sauntered]

Was this too erotic for you, my dear Akutssssssu?

[bigbadakutsu]

It should never fucking exist in the first place, you fucking cockarsed sluthole.

[sauntered]

That insult doesn't even make sense.

Do try, Akutsu.

[bigbadakutsu]

YOU BETTER FUCKING DELETE THIS, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF FILTHY CUNTWAD.

[sauntered]

Your sweet words will do nothing to counteract my resolve to keep this up.

As it were.

[bigbadakutsu]

YOU ARE FUCKING HOPELESS.

[sauntered]

On the contrary.

I am fucking you.

Or will be.

Quite soon, I might add.

[bigbadakutsu]

THAT IS NEVER FUCKING GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN, YOU FUCKING OVERGROWN PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.

[sauntered]

My size is quite reasonable, actually. I can show you, if you'd like.

[bigbadakutsu]

I DON'T WANT TO SEE A FUCKING THING, YOU FUCKING MANWHORE.

[sauntered]

Only for you. ♥

[bigbadakutsu]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCK.

[sauntered]

As always, your mastery of the F word makes my trousers tight.

[bigbadakutsu]

I don't want to know anything about your fucking trousers. THEY HAD BETTER FUCKING STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

[sauntered]

Well, you can feel free to keep your trousers as close to me as possible, so long as you're in them.

Unless you're feeling frisky and need help getting out of them. ;)