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[sauntered]

It would appear that this is my first real foray onto the internet. People speak of pornography and its vile influence on said internet and I've yet to see any. Truly this is a big disappointment. Though I suppose a presence like that of the_jacksparrow is pornographic enough in itself

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[fsshuuukitty]

Thanks for the reccomendation. I appreciate it. Btw, its called a WIP (Work in Progress).

[sauntered]

A WIP? Well, that doesn't sound nearly so exciting as it did initially.

I mean, who can resist a whip?

[fsshuuukitty]

Maybe not, but its what people call it.

Probably a lot of people.

[sauntered]

How unfortunate.

Hmm, perhaps. But you certainly seem like a whip enthusiast.

[chocolatehelps]

Ahem. I have no intention of going "out on the town in tight trousers," for whatever reason.

[toujourspuerile]

You sure about that Moony? :D

Ohwait.

[chocolatehelps]

Fairly, yes.

And "ohwait" what?

[toujourspuerile]

Never mind.

[the_jacksparrow]

Pornographic presence? That's one of the best compliments I've gotten all day, matey.

I am still of the notion that these "erotic images" should cease to be images and become reality.

And you still owe me a ride in your car, that is when you get a new one. A pirate doesn't forget.

[sauntered]

I figured it would put the wind in your sails. Er, matey.

I'm always taking suggestions.

You'll know when I get one. And isn't that elephants? I'd hate to see one of those steering a ship...

[the_jacksparrow]

While I do have a rather large trunk I assure you I am not an elephant.

[sauntered]

I hadn't noticed your trunk. Unless you were speaking sexually in which case...yes. Very nice. Only seems to resemble an elephant proportion-wise.