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sauntered

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Oct 20, 2006 21:11

Er.

I've never quite hosted an anonymous meme before. I suppose now is the time? Carpe diem, and all that sort of business.

THE SSSSSSSSEX CONFESSIONALConfess something anonymously. It doesn't have to be about sssssssex. It can be about...wanting to have sex. Or about how eating bananas makes you feel rather inappropriate ( Read more... )

anonymous meme

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sizeofabarge October 21 2006, 04:19:35 UTC

I turn myself on when I look in the mirror.

sauntered October 21 2006, 04:20:24 UTC

Are you an electric light?

sizeofabarge October 21 2006, 04:21:48 UTC

No. I'm just saying that if it were possible, I would have sex with myself.

sauntered October 21 2006, 04:22:26 UTC

Er.

Right.

...

No.

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anonymous October 21 2006, 04:26:22 UTC

I'd like to tell him I want to...hm, go steady, I guess. But not only do I not know how, but that'd be way against my character. Which kinda sucks.

sauntered October 21 2006, 04:27:59 UTC

Go steady?

Been a while since I've heard that term. You haven't future-jumped from 1975, have you?

anonymous October 21 2006, 04:32:07 UTC

It was the only phrase I could think of at the time, damnit.

sauntered October 21 2006, 04:35:38 UTC

Well. Assuming this isn't Akutsssssu asking me out on a date via anonymous comments...

Perhaps you should pine till he notices? Or invite him over for a slumber party of two.

anonymous October 21 2006, 04:27:26 UTC

I could go for some fun right now.

sandalsan October 21 2006, 04:28:38 UTC

Want to play Monopoly? I'll be the shoe. ^_^

sauntered October 21 2006, 04:30:40 UTC

I thought that game had been outlawed.

sandalsan October 21 2006, 04:32:46 UTC

Not yet.

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anonymous October 21 2006, 04:27:33 UTC

Ducks turn me on but that doesn't mean anything.

sauntered October 21 2006, 04:29:14 UTC

I quite imagine it does, actually.

anonymous October 21 2006, 04:30:51 UTC

Would you fuck a duck if you could?

anonymous October 21 2006, 04:34:35 UTC

It's not like I haven't had the chance.

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anonymous October 21 2006, 04:39:05 UTC

He slept over last night.

sauntered October 21 2006, 04:40:16 UTC

Did he bring his own toothbrush?

anonymous October 21 2006, 04:43:18 UTC

...yes. But I think he always has a toothbrush with him.

sauntered October 21 2006, 04:44:23 UTC

Hygeine is important. Wouldn't want to catch gingivities from a one-night lay.

Though I'd make exceptions for a certain Yamabuki player.

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