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[sausage_fest]

Ok its Aaron and we just met the STRANGEST PERSON ALIVE. I dont know what drug he was on, but it was a massive amount of something. This boy was just walking around the streets at 3 AM in dress clothes with a shoe box with dress shoes and a tie in it, claiming he was going to church in the morning, but he just woke up, and hes just walking around

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Re: darren

[donsylvestre]

the crazy who wore the black and stuff?

and said things like "you're the producer" in a british accent?

because if not, a tie-breaker for the title of 'old man wheaton' is in order.

From Shane

[anonymous]

Quite the experience, my friends. From what I read here Im gonna go ahead and hypothesize a little explanation of this strangeman. He was probably a few days into a peyote induced vision quest. The dress clothes were a result of his "spirit-guide", or "Tezquatlo" as the Arapajos say, manifesting itself as the Frank Sinatra or some other besuited entertainment personality. The Church talk can be explained by the fact that this man was probably very close to death from the massive amounts of cocaine the Spirit-Sinatra made him snort of of various creepy ass glass coffee tables and handheld mirrors. If you had listened closely enough you would have realized that he was snapping to the tune of "I did it my way", which also explains his pointless philosophy. He seemed to know what you were talking about for the simple reason that he was former GE resident Jeff Uhlman, or perhaps Jeff Klement. Both of which have been keeping up to date on their former classmates through a combination of blogs and weekly reports from Hadley Jr. High PE

Re: From Shane

[anonymous]

I like this hypothesis

-Eric Prydz

[pumba923]

wiat this guy knew me? or he knew my sister?